she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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