Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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