Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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