Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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