Whoa Z and x make the same sound
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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