I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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