ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
