doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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