these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.