girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice