Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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