Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so explain again why im purple
no
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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