I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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