Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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