i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
When did angry sex become our thing?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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