Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize