i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So vagazzling was a success
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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