when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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