it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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