i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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