I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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