can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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