You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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