I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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