all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
