she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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