D3 body, D1 cock
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Randomize
