I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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