names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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