try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Small penises have feelings too.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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