I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We left the knife in your bed.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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