He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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