He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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