I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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