i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
