If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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