I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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