Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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