so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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