Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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