Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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