is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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