yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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