my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
MIDGETS
????
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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