Pappa wants mamma naked
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.