do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.