Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.