The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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