Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida