I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.