He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory