...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Two words: blizzard sex
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist