If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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