didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
