out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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