i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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