They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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