I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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