so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
