there was a trapeze. enough said
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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