Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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